Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game.
-God
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What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand?
-God
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Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer.
-God
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Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage.
-God
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That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing... I meant it.
-God
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I Love You...I Love You...I Love You
-God
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Will the road you're on get you to my place?
-God
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Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding.
-God
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My way is the highway.
-God
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You think it's hot here?
-God
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Tell the kids I love them.
-God
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Need a marriage counselor? I'm available.
-God
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Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test.
-God
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Do you have any idea where you're going?
-God
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